The Original Landlord

History
"The Collector. The First Owner of Earthen Land. Original Landlord. Omnipresent immortal, self-appointed co-sustainer of the universe."

- Quote from carving found in the ruins of Ingapirca, southern Ecuador.

Most well known for being the transpersonal vocalist and keyboardist in omnipotential supergroup Gods, The Original Landlord is considered as one of the few remaining transmundane hypergods. Gender unknown.

The Original Landlord was first sighted on planet Earth some 4.54 billion years ago while participating in the very volcanic outgassing event that created the primordial atmosphere. He/She then emplyed him/herself with cooling the planet to form a solid crust, allowing liquid water to exist on the surface and creating a better climate for other life forms to exist. The purpose of this, The Original Landlord later stated, was because it "...was lonely". Other theories claim that he/she facilitated the creation of life just to be able to charge rent. When the first life forms appeared between 3.8 and 3.5 billion years ago, it is claimed that The Original Landlord had already produced approximately 5.9 billion different leases to meet the amount of life forms being born. The first life form to fall into debt to The Original Landlord was a Stromatonagon, an incident that eventually ended in the eviction of 2.1 million Stromatonagons, opening up huge amounts of areas to the Stromatolites – an accretionary structure that managed to pay its rent for more than 3.5 billion years.

The Original Landlord is also responsible for the first measured high decibel loud vocalization sound in the history of the Universe, also known as The Proterozoic Outcry.

Name
Having existed without a name from the beginning of the existence of life and beyond, The Original Landlord was finally given it's name by the the Cyanobacteria, an algae well known for it's cynicism and warped sence of humour, some 2,9 billion years ago.